………LOST IN THE POST FROM WEEK16… but just as useless as it was…

Do you suffer from chills, muscle pains, severe headache, weakness and general discomfort – then you must be the helmsman of a Sonata in the world series – or you have “hog flew” a junior government spokesman said today. This week all Snotty skippers had a heavy work load entertaining dinghy sailors so all were equally handicapped – esp St Tom who was so tired he was unable to walk to his boat. Cootie was ashen faced and ‘The Boffin’ shattered by DRYSA sailing in Dittisham.

Random drug testing has been postponed following the discovery of performance limiting drugs on board apiano! thought to be derived from apples: grape derivitives on BB and the a brake fluid concoction detected by green,whistling, sniffer rabbits on SA. The use of green,whistling, sniffer rabbits has caused consternation aboard Brixham boats due to local superstitions and folklaw. The Worldwide drug enforcement boys are secretly training cats to do the work of the rabbits…... no dog is ever allowed on a Sonata obviously.

Competition Time. Many Snotties have a keen interest in wildlife, food and antiques so we have an appendix of random birds, babs, buns, pussy, cherries, Cheri’s (?) , crumpet, tarts, beaver, melons, jugs, knockers etc – see competition – those of a sensitive dispositon look away now – open to Snotty crews and their blood relatives only – anwers must be handed in on a forked stick before 30 July 2009 and winners will be announced at the AGM in the Dartmouth thusday night restraunt…….

The Sonata fan clubs are working on Maxican Waves on the Battery Gardens. Barriers will be erected and checked by Alf and S Afty. Giant flags of the SWS will be extened cross the isthmus and ra-ra-skirted babes will dance to the beat of jungle music the under battle flags of their chosen teams. A blimp has been hired by CNN to get TV ariel views of the start and finish line. 1000 police on horse have been ordered to attend the next race to stop ‘ unrooooolllly be’avyor’. TEXT” how R U MY ANSUM?” Gunniss to the west and Murphies to the east. Battle flags will be visible from the Great wall of China…………………….when my brother takes one on holiday in Jiu Duhe.

Dust watch – star date 233xx3.9554rhfdkGGG.1 log reads…..

‘We just got a radio/pulse/ blip from a particle near the spec called the sun near G.Andromeda. “ bobby robson / …….patterson dropped /…….big brother / F1 ….. Sonata World Series/ … mick jackson look-alike scares Hamelin children.” Must look into this – maybe life on the particle – mainly water planetette so likely to be sailing life forms – water animals likely – send morphing form – try not to start a religion – big brother sounds really quite interesting ……’ smDD33/MMm#ds3.