Report from the fisherman’s angle from the end of the Breakwater (sonata date 2 July 2009).

After a sesh at BYC on the lagers and fine selection of local ales I decided to cycle to the end of the Breakwater where I fell in with a bunch of ‘local’ buffoons. Tape recorder at the ready this was the verbatim interview with Bob. He told me he was from the Black Country and NOT from Birmingham.

 

“I’m from Brum but quite frankly that cunts (sic) for everything when I come to the mecca (sic) that is Brixham each summer  cos I’m surrounded by me mates and I can understand the local patois. Last year I dropped my rod cos of the byouti and majnifisense of the Sonata’s fleet full tilt crossin the end of the breakwater. From that time on I’ve been completely hooked by yacht racing. All me mates want to talk about is the “World’s”. “Worlds” this “Worlds” that……….. drives yer daft as a matter of fact. That Blues Breaker owes me a float and ground tackle……… including a very fine 4 oz paternoster with exclusive dodo feathered lure which my grand dad nicked from some bird in Australia after a memorable night that he says he cannot remember…….. but I forgive them for the sheer entertainment they have given us (me, Bob and Frank from Birmingham – did I mention this fact?) – actually were from the black cuntry but no one knows what this meanz in Brixham. I miss the big bloke who used to sit on the back end of Blues Breaker to help keep the front out of the watter…..looked like some santa claws in big red water proof keks. Why don’t you use your engines? Last night was a fracarse. Yow lot messin about by the white flag flapping sails and nowt  apnin. Apiano , so called the tossers, stayed put by the flag waitin for the rest to catch them, what’s that about? I race slugs down the Queens Arms faster than that. Erazmus and Elvis, who I invited down from Kiddyminster to show them a good time, said they thought I was mad to bother with you lot – and he was right! My position as club hon sec is now under threat. We had to dangle our rods in discussed………….Oh forgot to mention that I caught several dolfins but they were too big to go up the M5 on the Harley so we threw them all back. C**p weekend reelly (club joke) but we’ll be back next Thursday to cheer you all on.

Bob Tinbasher -  Hon Sec Warsaw Sea Anglers Irony Club ( yes we have 2 Bobs in our club, which is in Birmingham – did I mention this fact before?)”