Report from the fisherman’s
angle from the end of the Breakwater (sonata date
After a sesh at BYC on the lagers and fine selection of
local ales I decided to cycle to the end of the Breakwater where I fell in with
a bunch of ‘local’ buffoons. Tape recorder at the ready this was the verbatim
interview with Bob. He told me he was from the
“I’m
from Brum but quite frankly that cunts (sic) for everything when I come to the
mecca (sic) that is Brixham each summer cos I’m surrounded by me mates and I can
understand the local patois. Last year I dropped my rod
cos of the byouti and majnifisense of the Sonata’s fleet full tilt crossin the
end of the breakwater. From that time on I’ve been completely hooked by yacht racing. All me mates
want to talk about is the “World’s”. “Worlds” this “Worlds” that……….. drives
yer daft as a matter of fact. That Blues Breaker owes me a float and ground
tackle……… including a very fine 4 oz paternoster with exclusive dodo feathered
lure which my grand dad nicked from some bird in Australia after a memorable
night that he says he cannot remember…….. but I forgive them for the sheer entertainment
they have given us (me, Bob and Frank from Birmingham – did I mention this
fact?) – actually were from the black cuntry but no one knows what this meanz
in Brixham. I miss the big bloke who used to sit on the back end of Blues
Breaker to help keep the front out of the watter…..looked like some santa claws
in big red water proof keks. Why don’t you use your engines? Last night was a
fracarse. Yow lot messin about by the white flag flapping sails and nowt apnin. Apiano , so called the tossers, stayed
put by the flag waitin for the rest to catch them, what’s that about? I race
slugs down the Queens Arms faster than that. Erazmus and Elvis, who I invited
down from Kiddyminster to show them a good time, said they thought I was mad to
bother with you lot – and he was right! My position as club hon sec is now
under threat. We had to dangle our rods in discussed………….Oh forgot to mention
that I caught several dolfins but they were too big to go up the M5 on the
Harley so we threw them all back. C**p weekend reelly (club joke) but we’ll be
back next Thursday to cheer you all on.
Bob Tinbasher -