Tom on dolphin watch aboard Blues Breaker – archive photo from the Sonata World Series in Brixham  Bay circa1882

You are a bunch of Savages.  Julie Bricheverything,

Q Can I get this as a post card?

A. Yes postcards obtainable from the Brixham Museum. Ask for “John Peel’s big day out” 3d plus 21/2d postage.

Pinched from an idea by Dave Woolly – crew Alto – cries of foul….D Wally (snigger)

Dolphin protection is not mandatory for Sonata racing but should be considered by ‘prudent sonata owners’. Weight should be kept to a minimum  when towing or stowing whales on board small yachts. RYA

Anyone using the word PRUDENT or purporting to be PRUDENT should be “taken out” and harpooned. Mr Cameroon.

“A dripping polybag of chip fat hanging on the stern makes a cheap and very effective fish repellent.” VIZ Magazine.

It’s all very well having a laugh but this is a serious problem. A. Smallduck

This would make a good caption completion – Ed.