Sonata world series II

Unsolicited testimonials

We drew straws and Robin Smith will have the sex change required under the new rules. Apiano Development INC. Boston, USA

Great news from the enlightened piano players – we need more grils in the Sonata Worlds! G Mallet (Ms)

Don’t you mean girls? M Mad , Hookhills.

I knew Helen was a heroin cos I read it in the New York Times but I thought Helen McArthur’s real name was Arthur McHelen and he was a clever lad avoiding the National Service. Pier Smoretongue, Paris.

What about us grils – don’t we get to complete with the crème del la creme? Sam Wolf.

I think we have all had enough sex for now thank you very much. …. Editor.