Sonata clips from around the globe July 2009

This weak report appears to be about a photo of somebody grinning inanely and displaying 2 fish! Apart from her enormously curvaceous, eye-watering, thrusting bazookas and organ stop nipples she has no positive virtue whatsoever. Beats me why people still buy the Sun…. must be for the sports pages…………….Sick of Torquay.

I dislike competition as it brings out the worst in you. If Pope fearin’-eco-friendly-risk-averse-poor folks would follow me into the new dawn I and Cherie could save the planet……….A B Liare

It’s retro-post ironic ‘umour mate…..or else she’s a slapper….Emanuel Kent..

What’s the point? Peter Tiggywinkle.

The point is those crazy Sonata Boys are still in Brixham Bay rewriting yachting history while the rest of us can only watch and admire – Chris Pointing. Yachting Tomorrow. 20 July 2009

I’m not knocking this Sonata World Series II report but it’s a little two dimensional. We used to have uplifting stories. Larger ladies deserve well rounded thought provoking dialogue not smutty innuendo. This woman needs our full XX45int/sportsbags support ……..Titsling Gazette, Kansas City. USA

‘That’s no slapper, some of my best fiends are slappers, and she don’t look loose enough for a slapper, my slapping mates are more leery and better dressed …. ‘ Ed Multiband.

Sonata Worlds, The Open, Grand National, Cowes, Wimbledon, Derby Day, The boat race, Henley, Sydney-Hobart, Vendee Globe, BT Challenge, Galmpton Goosegog Fair and the ‘Appning’ tis all that makes a British summer. RearAdmiral Nutter (retd), Dartmouth, Devon

“Sonata sailors support those who eat vegetables responsibly.” Riverdance Vegetabelist Ecofarm Cooperative

Latest news – A dolph was “spotted” in a supermarket in Balham but escaped down a slide alleyway. He was thought to be armed with an aubergine and asparagus spears and was heading for Battersea. “Following the sighting there was a strong smell of fish” said a plain clothes police spokeswoman who had recently been diving the sewers where she caught 2 cod – see reconstruction photo in the Sun Newspaper yesterday. Cooor blimey…… Ed.