Will a woolly beat a
pippin in the level playing field of
Win a prize with a caption….
It
can only get better…….
Aeolian'
A
low key ‘pippin’ snuck in and started secret race trials in
Sonata World Series now live 24/7 on
Dress code violation protest to be heard later this week….
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“It’s alright talking the talk but you
smooth Sonata types cannot cut it on the catwalk. Last nights fancy dress was
rubbish. You should be ashamed of yourselves. As for the Concourse de Elegance, which is
normally the preserve of the Blues Band, I could weep – such falling
standards – where do they think they are – Torquay? This would never happen
when my father was commodore….. Mrs Nutter, a social
member of BYC who is giving up her membership.” |
NOTE BENE Dress code did not read ”scruffy
casual” – it said Fancy Dress. L'Hombre dos trios nombres had some
salt flecks on his Dubarrys! You’ll get points docked for this. The BYC standards committee. |
Snotty Repost Fancy Dress
Our
subtle Sonata theme was “Don’t you know there is a recession on?”
How can the Nation afford to dress up when so many are starving in “t’ up North”?
We have donated all our costume money to help the needy.
Mr Inness of a piano is taking food parcels to t’ up North next week with his lovely Kim ( who has can act as a guide and interpreter beyond the black county).
The money assigned will supply 3000 cardboard boxes, for poor folks to live in, and enough pizza and fizz for every child in Bolton etc. Fish hooks, thread and water wells are also part of this attack on poverty. A levels will be distributed amongst the most needy to give them a leg up.
Have you no compassion? Are you not Scottish? If I plick you do you not breed?
RE-NEGOTIATION OF THE FABULOUS FIRST
PRIZE !
A frenzy
of activity in Paris (
“The Sonata World Series prize
fund has grown in recent years with the world economy. At this time in the
economic cycle it is considered prudent to reduce the bounty. Most of this fund
will be given to the major banks in the G8 to ‘ restart the hedonistic dash
toward mutual annihilation’. Out of respect for all citizens of the EU and
‘a big bottle of bubbly’”
There followed a press
conference:-
Q. What
is a “big bottle of bubbly”?
A. if
you don’t know you don’t belong in the Sonata World.
Q. What
has the world economy to do with
A. Not a
lot as they are a load of loaded toffs. It does, however, look good…..to be seen
to be in touch with….er…. the plebs.
Q. how
do you spell G8?
A.
Geeate?
Q. St
Tom has asked that his expenses to be kept secret – is this in order?
A. Mind your
own business!
Q. Who
included the word ‘prudent’ in the press release?
A. We
have been advised to use this word by some d*** head in
Q. Do
you foresee any increase in expenditure in the near future?
A. We
foresee everything young man.
Q. You don’t
sweat much for a fat lass….
A. Your
place or mine big boy?
The
meeting closed at
Ducks sail on Alto and Players play a piano!
R sails with Souls; Mozart has his Proms
The Blues have The Band, but for reasons I don’t know……
Please explain to me why, Aeolian’s crewed by Poms?
Poms – derivation
unknown Answers on a postcard addressed to the Apple Corp. NY.
If you got this far …… score 2/10 and go to the naughty step.