Gutted. 25 June 2009

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How many ways can one spell de-feet? – does a rose smell as sweet lost on the desert air? I ****ing doubt it!

A tree falling in the forest when no one is around does make a sound. A woman knows her man, in the kitchen, is making big mistakes while she is politely talking to the guests but….

How many times can the unrequited love of a small victory be dashed against he shallow corruption of ill fortune.

Tonight the hopes of apiano! were transmogrified by a form of cruel fate that can torment the finest sailors on the planet Earth. An abandoned race…. Would that we could sail on the unsullied waters of the recently discovered Saturn moon…

Mad Mike, the boffin, Ms Smith and man with three names await the match report from the pen of lucky Blues………………

The series was the looser tonight.

Stop press Geneva .

Stephen Linley-Shaw, Tom Savage and Chris Coote and the SWSII legal team are entrenching in what will become known as the “battle of the big spenders”. Apiano and Blues Breaker want to devote millions of English pennies to develop the class and are determined the start a break away series. The French are being French and the wind section beside themselves ( and very grateful). 7 boats are holding on to their the outdated carbon fibre masts and spun spiders web rigging but the REST ARE MOVING THE SONATA FLEET INTO THE FRONTIERS OF OCEAN RACING ON PLANET EARTH.

Your Sonata Europe correspondent. Still trying to get my bill sorted our by the concierge in Cannes.

Wimbleton 25 June 6m 2009

Tim Henman hill AKA Henman Hill was in silence tonight as the Scottish lad Andy Mc something took to the No1 court (or somfik) to play tennis against some foreign person.

What is baited Breath ?– can you see it, smell it or touch it, catcha fish wiv it? .NO.

Anyway, There’s all these geezers wiv troubles and strives’ dolled up to the 8’s waiting for dis Scot to dis the other guy and ther’e all lisning to the start of the Sonata World Series II on their blue berries, digtal raydios, textd and that. It s’ just grate the way the common herd as taken up this sport o fkings.

BIG BRO watch out is wat I say!

Sky TV is sniffin’ about ive heard from a reliable source in selling, top or the range nearly new, Big Issue in Totnes …..

Simon Cowbell’s in talks wiv Brixham YC this very knight (wink Wink) about pullin’ in a lot, and I mean a lot, of ESTUARY viewers, what wiv his other stuff goin’ down the pan.

Tennis – leave it aaart……….

Woch this space. Did the Scot win – who cares?