Accolades from the world of litteriture

Sonata World Series II race 14 report by Mr C Coote

Mr Christopher (Cootie) Coote has produced the finest novelettette about sailing I have ever read: Gardening Leaves correspondent, MET POLICE.

Short on innuendo and long on words – let’s have pictures of the “de-briefing” – Sun Newspaper.

“There will be no more Mr Potter – this is pure magic…” J K Rowing.

This stuff is dynamite!!!! – Alfi Nobell

Phew – What a Scorcher – I can taste the salt on the page – The Mirror.

I can’t see what all ‘t fuss is about …. there’s no salt on my page – D Blanket.

Cootie: prepare for a ‘sherry drop’ and a massage from her madge : Andrew (loose) Motion

Pulitzer, Mann booker, Whitbread – this is too good to win.

Bags the screenplay? M Scorsese, Hollywood – speak to my agent

Cootie pulls it off – Bunty

I feel the recession is really over having read this stirring report on the Sonata World Series II. Gordon (the well known ‘ no boom and bust’ moron).

Humour, bathos, pathos and litotes in equal measure… “drink dispensing acolytes” pure genius. Times literary correspondent.

"I couldn't disagree less." Times literary correspondent.

Sprots riting at tis beest – The Gruniad (old joke Ed.)

At last a clear and precise report that any fool can understand – Mr Anthony Tool ( Woodwork/PE/recycling proficiency badge 1997/21 yards backstroke 2001)

Cannot wait for report No 17 from this emerging talent – Rear Admiral Nutter, Dartmouth.

Can we ‘Breakfast at Tiffanies’ Mr Coote?

Black is the new white.

Elle. Paris.

“I have no plans to buy the rights” – T B Liar.

Restores one’s faith – especially after week 12s farrago – A B Canterbury

Secondi mon ami – Pope B xxxx

我同意他 – Dali Lammmmma.

And me – T B Liar ( spiritual leader of the free world and great thinker and not the chap who makes a mess and grabs lolly) that’s enough Ed.

“Are we there yet?” – Monday night the kids.